Always the Bridesmaid …
… now never again
Always the bridesmaid … now never again. Was a nice pink pump with black patent leather bow and heel, found abandoned on the way to work, on Wescoat Rd, Egg Harbor Township, near the back gate to the FAA Tech Center.
People, if you’re gonna leave the wedding barefoot, don’t forget to take your shoes off the (truck bed tool box) roof of the car before you drive off.
-AB
Sorry Slugger, no one wants you
Found abandoned during a commute home, on the side of Boston Post Road in Waterford, Ct.
-AB
Can you see the foreign object?
FOD – not just FOD, but South Jersey FOD, next to the Atlantic City International Airport. (Get it, FOD, at an airport?)
Found abandoned on the side of Tilton Rd while commuting to work on the bike, at the approach end of runway 13.
-AB
Found abandoned on the side of North Summit Street in Toledo, Ohio.
Poor thing never even had a chance, now it’s on the internet.
-AB
It’s not you … this relationship just doesn’t seem to be going anywhere.
Found not abandoned, on Friendship St. in New London, CT.
“Don’t be such a cynic – there were good times once, there’ll be some again.”
-AB